real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
(Source: cristobalite, via thegrandhighbitch)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
walk into the club like whaddup thanks for the ride mom i’ll be home by 11
(via bookish-ginger)
